He rode into town on his trusty steed Chummy and started clearing out the salt and spreading good cheer to everyone. Like a modern day St. Nicholas he brings good tidings of joy and positivity wherever he may roam. We see his deeds, his name, and his brilliant philosophy of life from the streets of Las Vegas to the Jersey Shore, from the windy Welsh forests to the alligator strewn Gulf Coast. He brings cheer to the desolate and far-flung Hawaiian Islands and hope to the cane-lashed gum chewers in Singapore. Senor Lupe is a modern day Til Ubenspeigal, the kind of joyful soul who encourages people to laugh even when the hangman’s noose is being draped over his head. His followers circle the globe from the ancient mounds of Ohio to the pyramids at Giza. There is never a harsh word from or to him but one question rides as near to him as his trusty steed and only friend….
WHO IS SENOR LUPE?
Who is this guy? Where does he live? Is he Mexican? Is he Spanish? Is he a man or a woman or maybe a talking horse? Does he live in a tree or on a boat? Does he like dogs? (Of course he does, he likes every living thing. So at least we know the answer to one of the questions.)
Stories of him traveling the world and performing miracles like bringing life back to flat beer or mysteriously turning raging bears into mild bulls keep growing. Sightings of him continue to pour in from the forests of the Pacific Northwest and Canada to the mountains of India and Tibet. It’s said that he is being pursued by the Chinese government for achieving the highest known social value score and that the NSA wants to bring him on as a ‘friendship’ consultant so that they can grow their network around the globe.
No one knows if he is red or yellow, black or white but one thing for sure - all are special in his sight. His true identity remains hidden behind his hat - like the glasses of Clark Kent. Maybe the disguise isn’t as hard to peel away as an Iron Man suit or the Hulk’s huge body - but it seems to work because Senor Lupe, the secret man behind the secret identity remains clouded in mystery.
Internet users have guessed that he is actually a powerful and well known individual who has no need of wealth but only wants to encourage crypto adoption. Recently rumors of him being Satoshi Nakamoto have surfaced - but it has also been whispered that Senor Lupe is actually none other than Elon Musk - the founder of Tesla and SpaceX - and the real life model behind Tony Stark of the Ironman films. One theory is that Senor Lupe is actually Keanu Reeves, the star of the Matrix and John Wick films but no one really knows.
There are dark theories as well. One says Senor Lupe is a good man wrongfully accused and imprisoned for crimes he didn’t commit and he brings his joy and friendship to the internet from a cellphone he hides in his cell and charges with a micro solar panel. Another theory is that Senor Lupe is actually an A.I. This theory says that his early ‘spanglish’ was actually the AI learning how to communicate with the internet. The darkest theories revolve around freedom, guns, money, and the enslavement of the human race - Senor Lupe is on a mission to save us all.
The truth is though - that no one really knows who Senor Lupe is or why he has chosen to be among us. The conspiracies abound but this writer has never seen nor heard about convincing proof in any direction…
Only one thing is sure. He is here. And he can dance.
Written by Vagobond
Memes by SharpBack
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